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"Gentlemen: Start Your Garage Sales!"
by Anonymous
March 20 2004--“Gentlemen: Start Your Garage Sales!”
Hey, don’t be shocked, gentlemen love garage sales too! And for good reason. You see, many men are really cheapskates at heart and love the idea of getting a bargain on a set of golf clubs, or set of socket wrenches, or a box of fishing lures.
Any good garage sale host worth their salt knows this too. That’s why you see all those wonderful “male magnets” at the end of their driveway at the start of the sale! Did I say, “at the start of their sale?” Yup, that’s right, because they don’t stay there long!
When men get a glimpse of those assorted tools and treasures at the end of your driveway something amazing happens. First, you hear the sound of squealing brakes. Then there is a sprinter’s dash to the front and center “male magnet” section of your garage sale. There is a quick exchange of cash, and your secret “male-drawing-magnets” disappear!
Another good thing happens when you use those “male magnets” in your garage sale. You may have guessed it. The gentlemen bring their wives with them! According to the scoop found at www.garagesale-rx.com, attracting males to your garage sale puts more cash in your pocket.
This article courtesy of http://www.garagedoorhome.com. You may freely reprint this article on your website or in your newsletter provided this courtesy notice and the author name and URL remain intact.
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